No matter how much you can spend on your iPhones and smartphones, everyone needs a protector. Having to buy a whole new gadget just because you dropped it and you didn’t have the best screen protector, which is the tempered glass protector, is just unfair(though life is still unfair.)
Here are some silly radio commercials specifically for these special glass protectors.
Child: Scratching the phone with a razor tip.
Mother: (Gets in furiously). Hey young man and what do you think you are doing?
Child: Nothing much mom, just removing some dirt.
Mother: (grabs the phone angrily) This child will kill me one day. You are as ridiculous as your father sometimes.
Father: (overhears as he is reading the newspaper outside) Well at least am not as ridiculous as someone here who does not know what a tempered glass screen protector is. It’s only the best screen protector out there! You see honey, it is transparent and scratch resistant, it is like the savior, so stop worrying yourself.
Commercial ends in background laughter.
End scene.
On the bar dance floor, music is booming from all sides as people show their best dance moves. It is Peter’s turn to get in the middle of the circle, but he won’t remove his hand from his pocket.
Jack: Come on man shake that thing! Is your hand broken or what!
Sheila: Yes Peter what are you doing, is your hand asleep?
People are getting pissed off as Peter ignores their jibes while still dancing with one hand holding his pocket.
Jack: (moves to peter and looks into his pocket.) Hey guys guess what Peter is afraid of smashing his phone,
Laughter breaks out.
Peter: Hey man whats everyone laughing at, I can’t afford to buy another one.
Jack: No Peter, haven’t you heard of the new tempered glass protector. Come on man why embarrass yourself, it’s the best screen protector so you’re fully protected! Furthermore fingerprints and dust are easily removable and it repels oils and other liquids.
End scene.
Lecturer in a class, teaching: You see students the innate and adaptive immunity of the body is important. But most important is the mechanical aspect of it. The body has physical barriers that will protect it from injury and microbial infections. This is the first line of defense in the body like the army in a war.
Student: But the army only goes to war when there is a threat not to protect anyone?
Lecture: . . . .Uh ! Okay John, I meant like the skin protecting the body, covering the internal organs, like a mother protecting her son.
Student: But sir we were told that it is God who protects, not mother!
Lecturer: John,that is enough already.
Second student: (Stands up.) No sir it is like the tempered glass screen protector, it has high levels of rigidity but is also smooth. It can withstand high pressures and hydrophobic like some of us who don’t bath daily. Anyway it’s the best screen protector there is and it’s the first line of defense. Like a mom…and God.
Everyone just sits in stunned emotion. But also fully agrees.
End scene.